LOOKIN TO RELOACATE

I’m looking for a place to live in the Schaumburg area, maybe Hoffman Estetes, where I can keep my dogs and test out my expermmental dirtbikes, okay? Eveyrone gives me a hard time where I am now, and I’m fuckin sick of it. I hate shamabrug, the place is full of idotts., but I’m drawn to the beautiful rolloling hills, and the natural bueaty of the the late 20the centrry archictecutre. Also, I like living close to the Ikea store, because I can get stuff I need really fast,. Like when my garbages dispoasal breaks of something I can get a really nice Swwedish composter/salad spinner. And I’m totlally addicted to the Lingenberry sparkler, which I like to mix the pure grain alcholol., to make a drimk I call the “carter cocktale.”